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Third, Y’all
My favorite headline of the day came from the Associated Press yesterday morning: “Voting in Alabama, Mississippi could clarify race.” As if. If anything’s clear, it’s that Republican voters don’t...
View ArticleSantorum’s Pastor Problem
Click here to view the embedded video. I don’t care what the liberals say, I don’t care what the naysayers say, this nation was founded as a Christian nation! The God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, the...
View ArticleThe Catholic vote
Here’s a little factoid that missed my notice: (NYT: Bruni) Exit polling suggests that [Santorum] lost the Catholic vote to Mitt Romney, a Mormon, by 7 percentage points in Michigan and by 13 in Ohio....
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Romney Wins It, Chicago Style
One of the most consistent trends in the GOP primaries has been Romney’s strength in urban areas. That matters in Illinois, where Chicago and its greater suburbs (the Illinois portion, at least) make...
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Are We There Yet?
I think this tweet from Andy Borowitz sums it up nicely: Gov. Mitt Romney handily won all three Republican primaries this evening, including in Wisconsin, where Sen. Rick Santorum stood the best...
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Box of Rocks on Santorum’s acknowledgment of loss
Rick Santorum has suspended his campaign. The final representative of the Box of Rocks presidential campaign has issued the following statement on the Rocks’ behalf: Some months ago the campaign staff...
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Hillary Approves
From the Facebook page of the instantly popular Tumblr Texts from Hillary, Secretary of State Clinton’s favorite new web site. Copyright © Box Turtle Bulletin. All rights reserved. This feed is for...
View ArticleGOP Pollster: Time To Evolve
Jan van Lohuizen is a Republican pollster who worked on President George W. Bush’s 2004 campaign. He is also the GOP’s Daniel reading the writing on the wall when he sent memo out yesterday to...
View ArticleExtreme self interest
I spoke today to someone who both supported and contributed to Rick Santorum’s campaign. He explained it simply; it was a matter of self interest. He’s a bankruptcy attorney. He was looking forward to...
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Santorum: the Scouts’ Board of Directors are going to murder scouting
From the man who thought he was going to be president: (World Net Daily – a very appropriate place for Rick Santorum) Scouting prepares boys and teenagers to be virtuous men in a world that...
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Breaking news: box of rocks will run for presidency in 2016
The box of rocks has been silent for the past two years after winning no votes in the 2012 GOP presidential primary. A spokesman for the box explained that most people just think the box is dumb and...
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Just in: failed 2012 GOP candidate enters 2016 race
We are proud to announce exclusively – here at Box Turtle Bulletin – that one of the more colorful candidates for the Republican Party nomination for President during the 2012 race is again pursuing...
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Santorum’s comments concern the Box of Rocks
This weekend, one candidate for the GOP nomination for President has made statements that may suggest an implied threat against another. (HuffPo) Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum said...
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